continueplease: the-treble: fuck-benedict: can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house. Welcome to the house i share with 30 people.  My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit. (via karla-chans-bjds)

continueplease:

the-treble:

fuck-benedict:

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

Welcome to the house i share with 30 people.  My 4x4 foot square of space has been vacuumed for your visit.

(via karla-chans-bjds)

lalondes: it’s not bad or selfish or wrong to desire attention and love when you are feeling ill and upset. sometimes, you need other people to keep you afloat. that’s okay. you are not a burden. being needy is not a bad thing. you deserve to be cared for. it’s okay to ask for help. (via thebjdhotel)

lalondes:

it’s not bad or selfish or wrong to desire attention and love when you are feeling ill and upset. sometimes, you need other people to keep you afloat. that’s okay. you are not a burden. being needy is not a bad thing. you deserve to be cared for. it’s okay to ask for help.

(via thebjdhotel)

whoredinarygirl: anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you” (Source: whoredinarygirl, via greetings)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via greetings)

Character: Hello, I'm an attractive fictional badass. Me: FUCK NOT AGAIN.
thesorrovv: ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have (via greetings)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via greetings)

meano-cappuccino: have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing (Source: methseller, via greetings)

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

(Source: methseller, via greetings)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
peterandstiles: deckthebunkers: do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs (Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via thebjdhotel)

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via thebjdhotel)